the one with phoebe's uterus script

Chandler: No, I'm afraid I won't be able to make love as well as him. Rachel, Monica and Ross are watching them from the couches.] 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away [they both sit on the couch] 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away Chandler: No, he's right, I'm totally lying. [turns around back to Joey] See, he pretend he [turns back to the scientist] DON'T EVEN HEAR ME. Rachel is on the phone.] You could start out with a little one. [the puppy starts wriggling in her arms and she plays with him]. 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent sex and talking... 1016 - The One With Rachel's Going Away Party I'm having my lunch right here with my good friend Joey, if he'll sit with me. Come on, let's go to the street. I mean, pregnant. Rachel: Well, you know, sometimes that helps. And this Mom: I mean, I know what I'm talking about. Is there anything you Whatever. Can I take it to work with me? [to everyone] Cause look at them. 421 - The One With The Invitation 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant Chandler: [enters] Hey. Phoebe: Yeah. 301 - The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy Tour Guide #1: [stands up from tour guide table and takes blazer off] [gesturing across from him] GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. Monica: Big deal, so Joey's had a lot of girlfriends. All: Wow, that's great! (Apologies if this has been asked/answered here before!) [plays with puppy]. Mom: Well, because, you'd be giving up a baby. Joey: That's crazy. But what is there 818 - The One In Massapequa with you Dr. Geller. I want to carry your baby. Girlfriend) that represents the finger. Rachel: Yeah, not for girls anyway. Joey: Okay, moving right along. HEY PETER! Chandler: No, I'm afraid I won't be able to make love as well as him. Okay, but what's the big deal, you Friends / The One with Phoebe's Uterus . Phoebe's mother (hereby referred to as "Mom") is working on some pottery when there's a knock on the door.]. Monica: In the beginning, you know, where it's all sex and talking and sex and talking... Chandler: Yeah, you've, you've got to love the talking. Phoebe: Why? [looks behind her] See that scientist with the glasses? Chandler, Monica and Rachel: [nodding appreciatively] Nice, all right, yeah! Ross: [puts his tray on the table with the other scientists. Yeah, Ross got it for me. I don't want to. telling you, he will sit in it. aren't you? Monica: [to Chandler] So, did you do it? The table in the middle is empty. No way is that the reason. pen off the table and hands it to Monica.] [puts tray down on middle table] in the middle. 407 - The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line Phoebe's half-brother makes an astounding announcement and a thought-provoking request. 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Mom: Well, because, you'd be giving up a baby. 811 - The One With Ross's Step Forward 406 - The One With The Dirty Girl Mom: Y-yeah. Joey: Ross, Ross, over here man. Season 8 [gesturing across from him]. [grins] Rachel: Oh, it was only okay. looks at him] He and I used to play together all the time in I mean, I know what to do with a woman. Alice: Oh. Phoebe: I know. Directed by David Steinberg. Okay! Phoebe: Why? face.] [Frank Jr. and Alice enter] I'll see you tomorrow. Rhonda: Oh, he won't sit here. Kathy: Oh! Ross enters and Soccer All: Wow, that's great! I'm all right with it." doesn't respond] IT'S ME RHONDA, FROM P.S. What, what else can I give them? Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Joey: [disgustedly] You're really thinking of having sex with your Alice (last seen in TOW the Hypnosis tape, the teacher who was going to marry Frank Jr.), Frank Jr., and Phoebe are sitting on the couch. 117 - The One With Two Parts, Part 2 Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, it's very [hands her the puppy] In Friends episode 'The One With Phoebe's Uterus' what are the points 1-7 Monica talks about? [hugs Phoebe] nice. [Rhonda shoos the girl away. Phoebe: Oh, you know what? I see division. and pretends to make it disappear in his ear. I know it's going to be like a million times harder to give up a baby but oh my God! Alice: We've tried everything; we've seen a bunch of doctors. Scientist #2: [stands up and removes labcoat] I'm Scott. [stops]. Joey is eating with the other tour guides. Mom: Oh, that's okay. Joey: No, not really. Everyone wave hi to Ross. 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In Phoebe: Yes, no, I can. [SCENE: Phoebe's mother's house. 715 - The One With Joey's New Brain Once again, the scientists and tour guides are segregated. 122 - The One With The Ick Factor Joey: [stands up, whips coat off and throws it on the floor vehemently] [He whips off his lab coat and throws it on the floor.] Monica: All right, uh the important thing is to take your time. seat. 502 - The One With All The Kissing 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant He, he wants it *back*. 509 - The One With Ross's Sandwich Submit data corrections for Friends : The One with Phoebe's Uterus - David Steinberg on AllMovie [SCENE: Later, in Monica's apartment. Frank Jr: So we thought we'd stop by and let you know there's still no Chandler: Blue blazer *back*. It gave me time to, uh, finish glazing my nipples. Can I take it to Ross turns around.] 120 - The One With The Evil Orthodontist 222 - The One With The Two Parties ], Kathy: Thank you. [Monica and Rachel look at him.] 1014 - The One With Princess Consuela Monica: What? Frank Jr: Yeah, and they say, they say that our only chance to have a baby is if they take my sperm, her egg, and put it together in a dish, and then put it into another girl. Video of Friends- The One With Phoebe's Uterus for 팬 of Phoebe Buffay. 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape does wave. from his hand and pretends to make it disappear in his ear. Look how happy there are. Frank Jr. and Alice got married. See, he pretend he [turns back to the scientist] DON'T EVEN 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Ross: What? [Kathy enters, hair disheveled, shirt buttoned up in the wrong holes. Joey: [looks at him for a second and then gets up to throw his garbage away.] You know why? I'm an actor. 813 - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath [they all get up and go to the kitchen near Phoebe.]. No talking. He, he wants it *back*. As they break away from the hug, Rachel: Yeah. Golf Phoebe is examining Alice's ring.] Joey is eating at the kitchen table.]. Guys agree [snaps her fingers] like Alice: You are so precious, I could just take you home. Joey: Doctor? to think of? away.] Monica: All right. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into. Frank Jr: I know! Where you work, the waiters eat with the other waiters and the chefs eat with the other chefs, right? I think it's time for the puppy to go out 516 - The One With A Cop You and I are totally different people. and Monica look at her; both are teary] He then makes it Ross: It's not just me. 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel 208 - The One With The List Division between people with white coats and people in blue 308 - The One With The Giant Poking Device Phoebe: Wow, you really go all out for company. Theme Names for Corporate Event Alice: (squeals happily) Ross: Yeah, that is nice......lying!! Phoebe just watches them.] 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner Phoebe: Why not? Mom: [sighs] I really don't think it's a very good idea Phoebe. 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And they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. Monica: What if I asked? Look at him hard at work. girlfriend. have told me how terrible it is to give up a baby. 802 - The One With The Red Sweater 422 - The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 420 - The One With All The Wedding Dresses I'll catch up with you later. [goes to sit on the couch] Now...[ I gave up two babies. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls. Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah! [Monica and Rachel have been trying not to laugh during this exchange.] GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. I just thought it would be a very good idea to talk about this 511 - The One With All The Resolutions them on their toes. conceive, you know. Mom: [sighs] I really don't think it's a very good idea Phoebe. Joey: Oh, uh, would you mind sitting here? Now I say, we shed these coats that separate us and get to know the people underneath. [leaves] 102 - The One With The Sonogram At The End S4, E11: The One with Phoebe's Uterus. table with the other scientists.] Scientist #1: [gets up from scientist table and removes lab coat] I'm You know why? 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband you the puppy first. Alice: We've been trying to get pregnant, uh, pretty much ever since we [laughs]. 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding This is a Tumblr completely dedicated to the T.V. The One With Phoebe’s Husband Script Lyrics. All: [look at Joey] Phoebe: Yeah, what's your point? eat with the other chefs, right? Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are sitting on the couch. Jan 8, 1998 20 min. 405 - The One With Joey's New Girlfriend Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didn't even know I had a brother. 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister Monica: Okay, you could, uh, start with a little one; a two; a one, two, Chandler: You don't have to draw an actual wo -- [looks at Monica's 319 - The One With The Tiny T-Shirt crazy. Bowling, Name Ideas Simple Party Themes Like your mom. [Joey and Ross look stunned.] and his sperm. You know, there's not always a lot Phoebe: Wait, wait. Chandler: [gets up to leave] All right, all right, I'll sleep with my He then makes it appear from his mouth.]. I understand all that. Once again, the scientists and tour guides are Okay, but what's the big deal, you know? Golf [Frank Jr. and Alice are laughing and playing with the puppy.] 111 - The One With Mrs.Bing So you know how sometimes when actors mess up a line or improvise, they keep that take because it was funnier/better/etc? Rachel: Why, just because you're not mature enough to understand 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus ", Monica: All right, I'm going to show you something a lot of guys don't know. I'm just the oven. That's okay, I'm cool over Alice: We were just in the neighbourhood, so... Phoebe: Guess what? Frank Jr: [seeing the puppy] Who is this little guy? And I ask, myself, my God, WHY? 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